Ryobi's Loft

“Well…Cäriñä came over since her internet was down. I was checking my email at the time but her pet monster hovered right behind me and bumped my chair…unintentionally. I turned around and the way Shalamar was looking at me…it unnerved me like no end. You know how it is.”

“Dude, I bubble up when he gets close.” Exclaimed Bhodee.

“Poor guy. I bet he wants a hug.” Pitied Trelli.

“Well give a him a hug and see what happens. You’re the only one that’s the same height as him anyways you burly oaf!” Bhodee stated.

“Hey! I was born that way. I can’t be silky smooth like you guys.” Mooed the tauren.

“So, can you get to the story?” Bhodee pleaded.

“Well, Cäriñä went ahead and logged in to my computer without as much as a Hi to me. So I offered Shalamar a drink. He just looked at me as if I was dinner or something. I paused for an answer but nothing.”

“Moments later”, he said “Je suis désolé de vous déranger, mais pourriez-vous s'il vous plaît me dire où sont les toilettes?”, “He said it like a true gentlemen.”

“For some reason, I actually remembered my French back in high school and just nodded in the direction of the bathroom.”

“Holy crap, he can speak French?” Bhodee said surprisingly.

“I can only imagine what happened in there.” Trelli said imagining.

Ryobi just shook his head and looked at Bhodee whom later rolled his eyes.

“Ok, what happened next?” Bhodee asked.

“What do you think happened next!” Ryobi threw it out there in disgust.

“I can only imagine…” Trelli said as if he were answering the question.



to be continued…